I washed your car last week
You gave me a kiss on the cheek
I asked if you would be my sweet
You said "baby not me"
I mowed your lawn yesterday
You gave me six bucks
And I say "lets have some lemonade"
You said "go away"
I built your cupboards out of my bones
Shoveled your snow with an ice-cream cone
I asked if you would be my own
You said "leave me alone"
I raked your leaves with my toes
Tilled your garden with my nose
Asked if you would be my beau
You said "no no no"